Noiz’s Cooking Corner

*Puts on her chef hat* I decided to dedicate Tuesday to “cooking” days for stories.

Today’s Recipe:

Wasteland Casserole

Ingredients:

  • One large bottle of T.S. Eliot
  • One large Hetalia
  • One large Durarara
  • One large D.Gray-Man
  • Three medium pots of J-horror
  • Three bags of mind screws
  • Three bottles of Ju-On (Get the Japanese version, American version will lead to disaster)
  • Four cups of drama
  • One whole head of American Horror Story
  • One bottle of insanity for favoring
  • Two whole science experiments
  • One whole mystery
  • One large bottle apocalypse mythology
  • One whole bag of Requiem for a Dream
  • Tricky, Of Monsters and Men, Bloc Party, Depeche Mode, TV on the Radio, Florence and the Machine, Lana Del Rey, Portishead, Radiohead, Lamb, Sneaker Pimps, Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Unkle, and Placebo
  • Greek and Japanese mythology for garnish
  1. Preheat oven for 450.
  2. Grease pan with T.S. Eliot
  3. Layer bottom with mind screws
  4. Heat up pots of J-horror and mix in insanity and apocalypse mythology for five minutes, stirring constantly
  5. Dice Hetalia, Durarara, and D.Gray-Man into even cubes. Drop pieces into the pots of J-horror and let them soak for fifty minutes
  6. Chop up American Horror Story, mystery, and science experiments and set aside
  7. Gradually add Hetalia into the pan. Pour two cups of drama on top
  8. Pour one bottle of Ju-On top the Hetalia
  9. Add Durarara gradually into the pan. Add American Horror Story, mystery, and science experiments into the pan on top of Hetalia and Durarara.
  10. Sprinkle on Tricky, Of Monsters and Men, Florence and the Machine, Lamb, Sneaker Pimps, Unkle, and DJ Shadow
  11. Add in the remaining drama and second bottle of Ju-On
  12. Add D.Gray-Man and Requiem for a Dream
  13. Put dish into oven thirty minutes
  14. Take out pan and stir ingredients while adding in Bloc Party, Depeche Mode, TV on the Radio, Lana Del Rey, Portishead, Radiohead, Massive Attack, and DJ Shadow
  15. Put pan back into the oven and bake for an one and a hour.
  16. Take dish out of pan and set to cool for twenty cool. Top with Greek and Japanese mythology. Serve!

Dish Yields: 20 Serving

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